bae: come over
me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band
bae: my parents are not home
She looks dumb as hell
it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live
"change. it’s a wonderful thing. look, you know how subatomic particles don’t obey physical laws? they act according to chance, chaos, coincidence. they run into each other in the middle of the universe somewhere and bang! energy! we’re the same as that. that’s the great thing about the universe: unpredictable. that’s why it’s so much fun."
(Source: jbaggles, via finique)